"I'm not quite "buff" yet, but I'm working on it. I've been watching my diet, training hard at the gym and getting enough sleep at night. But there's just ONE thing....I'm SO horny! I think lifting weights and being around all those hot muscle girls and guys makes you horny and aroused, you know? I'm also having to fight off this urge to run around naked at home all the time now, it's not that I'm an exhibitionist or anything, I just like seeing the results of all that hard work! Am I a "muscle cougar"? Hmmm, not yet...but SOON!"